Manic Monday Bonus--Spelling Problems

If you know me at all, you know that instead of focusing on the pretty cover art...

...I'm just going to obsess on the cover blurb:

OK, I may not be a big shot comic book writer or editor, but I'm fairly certain that ABCD does not spell "death." Not even close.

And it's not just a crappy cover blurb. Nope, it's the title of the freakin' lead story:

And said story in no conceivable way fits or justifies that title.

Dudes, kids use comics to learn to read--don't confuse them with stuff like ABCD Spells Death.

Thank you for your attention.