We all know that
Pa Kent had a farm; and then he sold it to open a general store in
Smallville.
But is
any of that true?
Because here at
Slay Monstrobot, we have made a shocking discovery about the
TRUE career of Superboy's foster father:
Yup...Pa Kent was
a counter-spy...an espionage ace!!
And a wordy sonuvabitch!
But man, he had a
way with the ladies:
That's right--he'd call you honey just after he met you!
He also had a way with
goddamn commie spies!
But Jonathan Kent was
still smooth with the ladies, even after fighting
And he always succeeded in his cases!
Johnathan Kent smashes attempts to undermine democracy!! Plus, he grows wheat...
From Spy-Hunters #11 (1951)
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