You know the problem with young people? They
never know what to do in social situations.
If only there were some
list of rules...
Wow, there
is a list of rules!! And it covers
thousands of situations!! That's insane! I've probably never even been in thousands of situations!!!
Yes, you can only
BE YOURSELF by doing everything the
exact same, socially prescribed way as everyone else!!
Still, for only one dollar...
The good news is, this isn't just some long defunct coupon. You can actually get a used copy of
The Dollar Book Of Etiquette on Amazon for as little as $5.99, which isn't too bad considering inflation!
I might note that
Google Books says the book is 64 pages. If it really covers "thousands of situations," why, we're talking about a
minimum of
16 situations per page!!! What a bargain!
So remember--
ETIQUETTE!!! It's your letter of introduction to the world!!
Ad from Battle Cry #8 (1953)
2 comments:
It's odd that the cover resembles a Monopoly board.
Reminds me of how my younger brother and his friends all showed how unique and edgy they were by wearing blue jeans and black rock n roll T shirts.
All of them. Every day.
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