Saturday, October 25, 2014

How To "Know Your Way Around"--For Only A Buck!!

You know the problem with young people? They never know what to do in social situations.

If only there were some list of rules...

Wow, there is a list of rules!! And it covers thousands of situations!! That's insane! I've probably never even been in thousands of situations!!!

Yes, you can only BE YOURSELF by doing everything the exact same, socially prescribed way as everyone else!!

Still, for only one dollar...

The good news is, this isn't just some long defunct coupon. You can actually get a used copy of The Dollar Book Of Etiquette on Amazon for as little as $5.99, which isn't too bad considering inflation!

I might note that Google Books says the book is 64 pages. If it really covers "thousands of situations," why, we're talking about a minimum of 16 situations per page!!! What a bargain!

So remember--ETIQUETTE!!! It's your letter of introduction to the world!!

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Smurfswacker said...

It's odd that the cover resembles a Monopoly board.

The Mutt said...

Reminds me of how my younger brother and his friends all showed how unique and edgy they were by wearing blue jeans and black rock n roll T shirts.

All of them. Every day.