Look, Batman gets all the cheers for his "just one punch" fight with Guy Gardner way back in the "Bwa-ha-ha" days of the Justice League.
Well, I'm here to tell you that he completely ripped that off from Bashful Benjamin Grimm. And what's more, the Thing needed Just. One. Finger.
Which takes us to tonight's Friday Night Fights.
The Watcher caused an wall of flames to envelop the world (to hide it from the Silver Surfer)...but the madding crowd figures it must be the Human Torch's fault. So they use a firehouse to bushwhack him.
But you don't mess with one of the Fantastic Four without attracting more trouble...
Spacebooger is now dying to see a Batman vs. Ben Grimm story...
The Thing shows great restraint in Fantastic Four #48 (1966), by Stan, Jack & Joe.
Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why? Because Ben has three other fingers he could use...and you don't want that. So go vote!!!