Billy The Kid is sauntering around Mexico, when he bumps into his friend
Marguerita de Ruiz. She's on the run because
her jerk of a brother is trying to force her to marry the evil
Roja, the "Red Devil."
Unfortunately, Billy The Kid
sucks as a protector:
D'oh!!
Roja is putting the
financial screws of Marguerita's brother...
So he puts the
emotional screws on her:
Well, even as spectacular as he is, there's no way that Billy The Kid can fight his way onto that estate alone. So he's got a plan...
The plan is called,
"jump off a cliff and beat the crap out of the Justice Of The Peace!"
And so Billy dons a disguise...
And it's time for the wedding! But...
Well, what follows is a fairly unremarkable parade of fisticuffs, gunplay, arson, and a peon revolt. I shan't bore you with the unremarkable details.
But I shall show you that, like most males Billy The Kid is
dumb when it comes to women-folk:
Awwww....
From Billy The Kid #80 (1970)
1 comment:
I like the authentic-sounding period dialogue: "What hombre wouldn't want to marry a chick like you, Doll?"
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