Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Morgan Edge Is Earth-1's Hugh Hefner?!?!

Morgan Edge is throwing one hell of a shindig!

"Anything goes" parties? People don't want to be "caught" and embarrassed by what they're doing? Everyone wears costumes?!?

By Rao, Morgan Edge holds cosplay orgies at his mansion!

Plus...Spider-Man is there!!!! A trans-multiversal cosplay orgy!!

How could you let this happen, Comics Code?

BONUS: Jimmy Olsen hitting on a chick while wearing his Elastic Lad suit at a cosplay orgy is pretty creepy. Especially when it turns out that she is a distant descendant of his from the future (No, really!! She is!! COMICS!!)

From DC Comics Presents Annual #2 (1983)


Mista Whiskas said...

Seduction of the innocent indeed!

SF said...

For what it's worth, assuming you're talking at least 10 generations when you say "far future", the genetic overlap would be on the order of sixth cousins, I believe.