Friday, June 26, 2015

Friday Night Fights--Fast Jiu Jitsu Style!!

We haven't gone Golden Age for Friday Night Fights in a while...let's fix that this week.

A masked killer, known as The Dark Archer, has been going around killing bankers!

Oddly enough, he never uses a bow...he stabs guys with the arrows, or throws them. So why Dark Archer? I guess Dark Stabber didn't sound as sexy...

Anyway, the hero of our tale is Georgie Hale, of the Hale Of The Herald series!!

Hale, to be frank, is not the Pulitzer Prize-winning kind of reporter:


But as the killings continue, we learn that Georgie has mastered...the alphabet!!

Armed with this crucial knowledge, it doesn't take long for Hale to get to the heart of the story!

Well, the crooks take his fellow reporter Vickie hostage, he tracks them down, and...

Oh, did I forget to mention that Hale has pills that make him invisible for short periods of time?

Well, he does!

Oh, Golden Age, don't ever change!

So now it's time for invisible reporter vs hapless crooks!

Ahh, but when the pill wears off?


Spacebooger wants to know if Clark Kent should try using invisibility pills, now that he's mostly de-powered, and actually a really bad reporter...

The Dark Stabber is fast jiu jitsued in Thrilling Comics #26 (1942). Sadly, no credits are available for this story...

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why?!? FAST JIU JITSU!!! Now go vote!!

1 comment:

notintheface said...

"From the Dark Archer, Andrews"?

"Archer, Andrews"?