Friday, November 2, 2012

Friday Night Fights--Wrecker? I Hardly Even Know Her Style!!

You know who we haven't featured around here for awhile on Friday Night Fights?

Bashful Benjamin J. Grimm, that's who.

Ben is just getting home from a night on the town with Wolverine, when the Wrecker goes on a rampage in Times Square. At the request of NYPD, a slightly...ahem...under the weather...Thing goes in to take care of the matter.

At first Ben tries to talk Dirk Garthwaite down...



Well, that approach isn't going to work.






Well, that's it, fight is over, so....huh?













Fortunately our story cuts away before the actual punishment. But still, a thousand fanfics were just born.

Spacebooger is upset that Ben misquoted the Stones...

Gotta love the night life in New York, as presented in Startling Stories: The Thing #1 (2003), by Ron Zimmerman and Don Kramer. Scott Hanna and Sandu Florea are both listed as inkers...I have no idea who inked this particular section...

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why? Well, because who else gives you an inebriated Ben Grim spanking the Wrecker? Who? Nobody, that's who. So go vote, dagnabbit!!


5 comments:

SallyP said...

That...is amazing!

Jon H said...

Are there wooden telephone poles in Times Square? I'm pretty sure the answer is no.

snell said...

Yes, in marvel-616. The put them there exclusively so they can be used in fights, so the "real" equipment goes undamaged...

SallyP said...

Ben really has to stop going out and getting bombed with Logan. He doesn't have that handy dandy healing factor that deals with those pesky hangovers.

Anonymous said...

Benjy knee-ed him in the bollocks? He just reminded me why he's my favourtie superhero.