Wednesday, October 24, 2012

If Jimmy Olsen Were To Become A Nazi Assassin, This Is Totally How He Would Kill You!!

The "engineer-genius of America," Mark Tomarski, is speaking at a war bonds rally, when...

But Bob "The Oracle" Paxton is on the scene, and he's suspicious!

Well, after hunches and his psychic visions put him on the killers' trail, he and his gal end up captured!

What? Killed by a camera? But how?!?!

Fortunately, The Oracle is not exactly dead...

Gee, it's a good thing he has a pocket watch! And a good thing the Nazi photographer aimed at his crotch!!

Gee, it's a good thing he carries around ingredients for a "quick chemical test" that can identify "concentrated adrenalin," even when it's in needle form!!

Bob is able, thanks to Nazi-noggin-pounding and more visions, to save the industrialist's brother from a similar fate!

A camera with a silencer gun that fires needles made of concentrated adrenaline that cause heart attacks and then dissolve in the body?!? 

Man, it is a miracle we ever beat those Nazi bastards!! Of course, it's obvious that before the Third Reich collapsed, they sold all of their trade secrets to S.P.E.C.T.R.E...

From Startling Comics #27 (1944)


Martin Gray said...

I've never heard of Bob Oracle - we need an Archives!

snell said...

You need an archives? Well, at least I can point you to an encyclopedia!!