Saturday, January 6, 2018

Worst Concert Tour Since Spinal Tap!!

What happens when you believe that you're "the greatest violinist in the world," and find a cursed violin?

Nothing good, I'll tell you that much!


Granted, that's my reaction to most fiddle music...but not quite this bad!

Nice concern for your fellow man there, douche.

Our "hero" soon lines up a gig...

And all goes well...



Well, that's not good!

Even worse? It interferes with your rave reviews!

Mo' concerts? Mo' problems!



OK, this would be enough to discourage most artists. Not Justin Henry, though! If trouble always finds the auditorium...try playing outside!


D'oh!!

And you know, amidst all the tragedy and hundred of lives lost, our guy knows one thing: it's all about him!!

So he decides to give the biggest concert ever...

...from the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa!!

But even a cursed violin can take only so much death and diaster!



Is that last panel torn...or is that a manifestation of the curse, trying to get you?!?! AIEEEEEEE!!!!!!

From Ghost Rider #12 (1953)

2 comments:

Madman said...

So Nero played a modern violin? Jeez

Anonymous said...

He worried that "Luted while Rome burned" would give posterity entirely the wrong impression.