Sunday, March 27, 2016

Bold Fashion Choices--Why Women Shouldn't Wear Lipstick To A Seance!!

Look, I'm spectacularly ill-positioned to offer anyone make-up advice.

But I can give the ladies one warning--Don't wear lipstick to a seance!! 


Well, let's watch as debutante Wendy Wilson attends a "fake" seance with "fake" swami Liarb and crooked politician Paul Ventresco:

Yow!!! Her great-great-great-great-great-great grandmother just called her a trollop because you're wearing lipstick!! And you thought your relatives were dicks!

Well, never let a good opportunity go to waste!

And so begins a supernatural reign of terror!!

Don't worry, Mr. Justice brings them to...well, justice!

But remember--if you do go to a seance...well, it wouldn't hurt to ease up and the make-up...just for safety's sake!!

From Blue Ribbon Comics #12 (1941)


Smurfswacker said...

I sought out this comic to see why the mystic's name Rialb was Blair spelt backward. Writers usually give comic characters these names to set up a "surprise" revelation. But there isn't one. The mystic's name just happens to spell Blair backward. Strange.

snell said...

The writer and creator of Mr. Justice was Joe Blair. A little hat-tip to himself, I guess.