Thursday, July 30, 2015

That Time Some Free Comic Did A Mash-Up Of Mannequin And My Little Pony (Sort Of Kind Of)!!

Sorry to do this to you this morning...

Sue The Magic Manikin--yes, that is her name--yes, Peppo The Manikin Maker gave her a heart, so she can come to life and murder you in your sleep frolic and play with you...

Where, was I? Oh, yeah, someone stole her "Sacony Separates" (a line of children's clothing that this free comic is pitching). So, in a plot not at all ripped off from The Wizard Of Oz movie, a wise owl accompanies Sue and a growing horde of companions to help them in their various quests.

The saddest creature they encounter?

Oh, boo freakin' hoo.

Of course, in a plot twist in no way borrowed from The Wizard Of Oz, the owl turns out to be the manipulate bastard behind everyone's trouble, and he just says a couple of words and waves his wings and gives the unicorn a diploma fixes the unicorn's foot prints:

Oh, joy.

So now Sue can back to hawking clothing and stalking children making shopping fun at the department store:

From The Woodland Adventures Of Sue The Magic Manikin (1957). Yes, this actually exists.


SallyP said...

That's one of the scariest things I've ever read.

Mista Whiskas said...

I can see saying you've never SEEN a unicorn, but saying you've never HEARD of one?