Monday, November 3, 2014

Manic Monday--After All, It Was you And Me

Dan Toomy, ace reporter for The World, has one hell of a scoop. But...

Should've used a cell phone, Toomy.

The next day, an editorial in his paper places the blame for his murder exactly where it belongs:

Yup. Entirely our fault. Sorry about that, Dan Toomy. We'll try to do the police and press' jobs for them better in the future.

SPOILER ALERT: The real killer (or, at least, the guy who hired the killer):

Kurt Von Kyll, high society drug dealer!!

I know, I know, with that name, and that appearance--obvious suspect, right? But we musn't profile...

From Crime Reporter #3 (1948)

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