Tales From The Quarter Bin--The Battle You (Never) Demanded!!

The cover of Ghost Rider #-1 (sigh) (1997) sets us up for some serious crossover fanfic:

What? You didn't see it?

Take a closer look at the blurb:

Oh, come on...tell me that doesn't put you in mind of this:



Do you see it now? I can't help but see the caption as...

...which sets up the battle you know you want to see:

Admit it: you'd watch/read this. Luke Skywalker as Ghost Rider?!? Versus Lord Vader?!?!?

Yes, I'm an idiot.