So, one of Everytown's crack investigative reporters has written an "expose" proving that Uncle Sam is a fraud (click to embiggen).
Must have been a slow news day.
Well, Sam manages to prove himself real and super-keen. So, does said reporter issue a retraction, or an apology? Nope, she gets married!!
So:
Yes, because "BUDDY SAYS" should be proof enough for anybody. And the byline alone will convince folks:
Also, obviously another slow news day...
I can see the future headlines based upon this principle:
NIXON NOT A CROOK...LIDDY SAYS!!
SANTA REAL...ELF SAYS!!
SPIDER-MAN NEITHER THREAT NOR MENACE...PETER PARKER SAYS!!
BATMAN DOES NOT JEOPARDIZE MINORS--JASON TODD SAYS!!
OK, I'll stop now...
From Uncle Sam Quarterly #1 (1941), script by Will Eisner, art by Dan Zolnerowich
Must have been a slow news day.Well, Sam manages to prove himself real and super-keen. So, does said reporter issue a retraction, or an apology? Nope, she gets married!!
So:
Yes, because "BUDDY SAYS" should be proof enough for anybody. And the byline alone will convince folks:
Also, obviously another slow news day...I can see the future headlines based upon this principle:
NIXON NOT A CROOK...LIDDY SAYS!!
SANTA REAL...ELF SAYS!!
SPIDER-MAN NEITHER THREAT NOR MENACE...PETER PARKER SAYS!!
BATMAN DOES NOT JEOPARDIZE MINORS--JASON TODD SAYS!!
OK, I'll stop now...
From Uncle Sam Quarterly #1 (1941), script by Will Eisner, art by Dan Zolnerowich
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