As I often complain to my friends, the real problem with Kalamazoo is, there's not enough caves (as in, none). Decades of comics & TV have taught me that all caves are places of mysterious coolness and mondo wondrous fun. So of course, I live my life in a completely caveless town.
Hulk doesn't have that problem.
Oh, Hulk, how I envy you!!
From Incredible Hulk #128 (1970)