Don't Make Stephen Hawking Angry--You Wouldn't Like Him When He's Angry

Marvel villains have the coolest gear.

Take, for example, the bag carried around by an A.I.M. assassination squad:

You have to dig the confidence, advertising it on your gym bag like that. And you also have to love that Hydra isn't the only covert group dedicated to the overthrow of all governments that has a catchy slogan: "A.I.M. Murdertech--Death By Science!"

And how, exactly, do a bunch of doubtless pasty and wimpy scientists go about implementing their "death by science?"


Well, OK, then.

And speaking of super-secret organizations with exciting wrist-wear:

Does Marvel have any idea how much $$ they would make if they actually marketed that? I'd buy it!

Bonus: if you cut off one watch hand, two more will take its place!!

Fred Van Lente and Jefte Palo go nuts in Taskmaster #1.