This is really important, so here's some close-ups:
Lessons to be learned from this:
A) In the 60's, dating tips were considered a "public service."
B) "BEM Shows Up!" is kind of, well, lazy, isn't it? All he has to do is show up??
C) Dude, if you're not a perfect blend of brains, emotion and muscle, don't even try. Get used to being alone.
D) Girls are ultra-picky, but guys will take anything in a skirt (unless, of course, someone can find me another riff from the National Social Welfare Assembly where a fussy guy rejects 3 different women until they merge into one).
E) BEM is clearly a Carrgite.
F) Uhhh, I'm not sure, but is this cartoon implicitly condoning group sex?? Think about it, won't you?
Who said DC comics didn't swing in the 60's, baby??
Thank you, National Social Welfare Assembly, for making us love again...