Monday, July 9, 2018

Manic Monday Bonus--So, How Fast Is Wonder Woman, Anyway?!?

Well, if you were here earlier this morning, you saw one of those official charts showing that Wonder Woman is faster than Kid Flash or Captain Marvel.

Well, charts be damned. Exactly how fast is Diana?

Well, she seems to give away her secret identity when she has to rescue government scientist Dr. Plasm (no relation to Warriors Of Plasm, I hope) from a killer:

Well, meek and mild Diana Prince will try to talk her way out of it...

But Plasm isn't buying it. So now what?

Well, with the aid of a little super-ventriloquism...

...she's going to use that awesome speed to be two places at once!

That's some Silver Age Barry Allen stuff right there.

Later when Papa Smurf  disguised Dr, Plasm decides to sabotage a baseball game!

That's some Wile E. Coyote level shit there!


So, after the ball has already left her hand, Diana overhears the plot, and manages to intercept the ball before Steve can hit it. So...plenty fast, Diana.

Just don't get me started on the Cheetah stuff...

From Comic Cavalcade #10 (1945)

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