It's
1976, and
Aquarius I is about to blast off on Earth's first real deep space mission:
90 days in the emptiness of the outer solar system.
Our crew?
Michael Jordan??Yes, he sounds like he'll be a
valuable crew member...
Daredevil stunt-woman? As opposed to the meek and cowardly stunt-woman?
Washed up at 18? Nobody tell
Justin Bieber!!
"
Widow" is the best description you can come up with?
Yes, and I was always "
too good" to win the
Pulitzer for blogging...that's the ticket!
Sigh...
of course the ex-convict is the black guy...
Man, that's a pretty motley crew, without a whole lot of actual, you know,
useful astronaut or survival skills.
Oh, wait, there are two final crew members:
Hold on--
Bruce Wayne is going into space
for 3 months??Wait wait wait--
Clark Kent is going into space
for three months?????How does
any of this make sense?
Oh,
that explains it.
You'd best buckle your seat belts, readers--I think
World's Finest #241 (1976) is going to be a bumpy ride...
TO BE CONTINUED
2 comments:
So...Batman is the only one who can pilot the space ship...that seems like poor planning.
Also gotta love "Iron Mike's" thinking there: "Welp, no more wars, best go into space to make stuff blow up!"
"No wars..." was my favorite too....just read this whole series of posts...awesome!
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