#1 Motorcycle gangs are shocked--shocked--at the sight of a man with a tattoo, which they seem to think is unmanly or something...and are apparently completely unfamiliar with Satanic iconography!!
#2 Daimon Hellstrom is a dick, part 1--When he rescues a beautiful woman from gang rape, he then proceeds to totally hit on her:
#3 The Son Of Satan calls his dad gay:
#4 Satan has his kryptonite--and no, it's not the cross, or holy water, or any such nonsense:
Netheranium...write that one down, there will be a quiz.
#5 A small stone bridge is the only thing that supports the entire architecture of Hell--and Satan leaves it unguarded!
#6 Volcanoes? Satan.
#7 Daimon Hellstrom is a dick, part 2--don't count on him for help.
Don't forget, kids--Disney owns Satan now!! Dare we hope for a Pixar version...?
Extensive Satan coverage courtesy of Marvel Spotlight #12 (1973).