Friday, July 8, 2011

Friday Night Fights--Look, Ma, No Hands Style!!

It time for the last regular round in Friday Night Fights: Repeat--Rehash--Revenge, and what a twisted journey it's been.

Each round, we MUST reuse a fighter from the previous round. So I started, lo these many moons ago, with Hulk vs Sandman, followed by Sandman vs. Spider-Man, and chased that one with the triumph of Spider-Man vs. Daredevil (IN A FAT SUIT!!). Next came Daredevil stepping up in weight class to lose to Dr. Doom, followed by Dr. Doom inside the Destroyer armor vs Thor, succeeded by Galactus' life force in the Destroyer armor against the Thing. Next saw Galactus slap down the Sphinx, followed by the Sphinx getting his clock cleaned by Black Bolt, followed by Black Bolt talking Hulk to death. We then saw Hulk beat the crap out of Guardian, leading into Reed Richards using his mind to beat Guardian, with a well-timed physical assist from Captain America!

Which leaves what?

Well, Captain America Steve and Captain America Bucky are trying to rescue some civilians during the Siege of Asgard, when...


Oh, great. Norman Osborn was so insane, he's hiring old Shang-Chi villains!!


















BAM!!!!!!!

See, Spacebooger? Something good did come out of Siege!!

Christos N. Gage and Federico Dallocchio remind us that two Caps are better than one when you're facing an idiot who cut off his hands and replaced them with swords in Siege: Captain America #1 (2010)

Now, I'm sure there are plenty of fine fights this week, but I'm equally sure that none of them exquisitely timed it so that Captain America would be featured (just before his movie debuted!) fighting a Master Of Kung Fu villain. So, c'mon, show a Monstrobot some love!!

(And come back soon to witness the HUGE things afoot here at Slay Monstrobot Of The Deep)

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