Well, Fat Cobra is pretty much the rockingest kung fu sumo in the universe. Not only does he have victory wenches...
...but it would appear that he has wenches for every occasion:
Next: Fat Cobra introduces his Morning constitutional wenches, his wenches of 57-channels-and-nothing's-on, and his parallel parking wenches!!
Brubaker. Fraction. Iron Fist #12 And wenches. lots of wenches.