Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Why You Should Have Studied Harder In Math Class

OK, let's see if I get this:

So he's a little more complex than pi*r squared ,eh?Dkrtzy RRR? A "bio-sentient mathematical equation?"

OK, Geoff Johns...I dare you to make a good Green Lantern story starring Dkrtzy RRR.

I double dog dare you.

Other interesting tidbits/questions:
Hey, look--a DC cover with no female ass showing!!
  • No mention is made in John Stewart's bio of Mosaic. Is that still canon, or was that wiped out by One More Day (oops, I mean Infinite Crisis)?


  • So G'Nort is only "presumed dead"? Oh, c'mon, don't be coy, Johns and DC. Because if he is dead, and he gets resurrected in "Blackest Night," than we'll have a zombie dog wearing a Green Lantern Ring. And what could be cooler than that? Except, of course, a bio-sentient mathematical equation...


  • This encyclopedia wouldn't be possible without variations of the phrases "left for dead fighting Hal Jordan" and "found in stasis on the Manhunter homeworld." C'mon, now, guys--what's the point of inventing this whole Parallax nonsense to prove it wasn't really Hal Jordan who killed people...if you're then going to say nobody was really killed?
Profile of Dkrtzy RRR found in the surprisingly enjoyable and informative Green Lantern Sinestro Corps Secret Files and Origins #1. 200 Lantern profiles, so, what, only 7000 left to go? Let's get writing, guys...

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

This way, Hal's like... double innocent.

Gary said...

Ha! Must have missed the willpowered mathematical equation as I was too baffled by the Christmas make-over one of the other lanterns had.

snell said...

Wow! That was some present from Santa she got!!