Friday, September 14, 2007

Friday Night Karaoke--Jedi Style!!

Well, because we need something to do with Friday Night Fights on hiatus, that's why!

So sing along, people!!

Who's the black Jedi Knight
That's a force machine to all the chicks?
MACE!!
Ya damn right!
I don't dig on no swine


Who is the Jedi that would risk his midi-chlorians
For his brother Jedi?
MACE!!
Can ya dig it?

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When the Dark Side's all about?
MACE!!
Right on!
Get in the trunk, Beaumont
They say this cat Mace is one baaad mother...
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!
I'm talkin' 'bout Mace!
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!
I am sick of the mother...snakes on this mother...Jedi transport

He's a complicated master
But no one understands him but his Yoda
MACE WINDU!!

No, you ain't right yet
Apologies to Richard Roundtree and Isaac Hayes. Samuel L. Jackson, please don't hurt me.

Eagerly awaiting Bahlactus' command....

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