Sunday, October 8, 2017

Why Fembots Are A Bad Idea!

This may have been a 1950s comic, but it's a damned good metaphor for some people's abominable behavior today.

The aptly named Professor Casper Skeezer is hitting on a waitress at the local tavern, or so it seems:


But...but...but it was for science, you see!!


So, it's off to finish our fembot with properly attuning the "kissing muscles."

"Full strength in her oral muscles." Cough cough.

Soon--success!!





So, she's picks up a beefy beau at the bar...


Rule #1: NEVER. KISS. A. ROBOT.



Well, that was the best comic book "a kiss from a woman will kill you" until this:

Don't ask.

Anyway, Rita continues to prove that man-boys should be frightened of any physical contact with strong women:


Fair point.

Rita heads back home, ready to kiss Skeezer. But he knows better than that!


Harsh.

But Rita is made of sterner stuff:


But...




Well, that story certainly sums up how a certain species of fanboy regards women, doesn't it? Desirable, but to be feared if they show any strength or assertiveness. "Emotionally unstable" if they don't assent to your every wish. FEAR WOMEN!

I know some folks who could really use a visit from fembot Rita....

From Weird Terror #10 (1954). Yes, I know the last panel called him Skeeter instead of Skeezer. Give yourself a No-Prize.

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