Sure J'onn J'onzz needs to man up occasionally. But when he's fighting a normal human, watch out, brother!
Situation: J'onn is undercover, posing as a UN official while investigating a reported alien killing. Local law enforcement, however, is not being cooperative. J'onn is the dude wearing sunglasses:

OUCH!! That's a faceplant!! But this is J'onn J'onzz, Martian Manhunter, so one punch ain't enough. You gotta keep pounding away...

The end result:

That's right: the winner of Friday Night Fights is the cat who didn't throw a single punch!! J'onn J'onzz knows how to take a beatdown AND still win the fight!!
Now if only he could have done that against Doomsday...
Bahlactus went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal...
Passive resistance footage from JLA Annual #1, 1997, beatdown art by Ariel Olivetti
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