Manic Monday Bonus--You Will Like This Post! You Will Like This Post! You WILL Like This Post! You Will...

Great marketing ideas that probably didn't work:

Granted, putting a guy with a mental control helmet on the page and having him order you to buy something might look good on paper, but I...but I...but...

Yes, I will buy that book....I will buy that book...I...

Ad from Black Hood # 2 (1983)