My British readers know that I love them deeply.
But apparently, in the 1990s, they were incredibly rude and inconsiderate slobs, as the entire realm was plagued by...
...people tossing their gum into the street.
At least, that's what this series of Public Service Announcements appearing throughout 2000 AD #975-976 (1996) would have us believe:
Fortunately, that seems to have solved the problem, because...hey, what the f...?!?
But I've been in America for well nigh unto 5 decades now, and no one (despite what the Urban Dictionary would have you believe) has EVER use the expression "Doik." Ever.
I'm just sayin', nobody in the UK is ever allowed to pick on me for allegedly misusing or making up British slang ever again...oi, mates?