We continue looking at great character moments from Secret Avengers #23.
Captain America is showing an old war buddy around, and introduces him to Flash Thompson, the all-new, all-different Venom. And as, old soldiers are wont to do, they have to compare penis sizes a little bit.
But, as Flash find out, you don't do that with Cap's pals, 'cause you can't win:
Jim Hammond 1, Flash Thompson zero!!!
Because really, this is the only item you need on your résumé:
Thank you, Rick Remender, for remembering What If #4 (1977)!