It's Hard Out Here For A Pymp (You Ain't Knowin')

In this week's Secret Avengers, Captain America beams Captain Britain aboard their new super-secret Secret Avengers HQ:

Wait....again, please?

I'm such Rick Remender and Marvel would prefer us to think "Pym-Porter" when we read that.

But admit it--when you saw it, you immediately thought "Pymp-Orter."

Or is it only me, influenced by my incredibly high opinion of Henry Pym?

Because Pym is exactly the the type of whiny, self-pitying fool who thinks that it is indeed hard out there for a pymp.

And speaking of songs that shockingly won an Oscar: