Thursday, September 10, 2009

Marvel 1964 Week--Avengers #8!!

Ladies and gentlemen, you're about to witness--the birth of continuity.

Well, not literally. But certainly, you will see continuity take a huge step forward here.

Previously, Silver Age books hadn't been so much serials as sitcoms. What happened in one issue/episode had little or no bearing on what happened in subsequent issues/episodes, and indeed was likely never to be mentioned again.

Comics were disposable entertainment, like sitcoms. No one back in the early 60s foresaw collections of comic book runs being published, any more than people saw DVD season sets for I Love Lucy. Unless you had a reprint issue or a clip show, past events were almost never referenced. If Jimmy Olson turned into a giant monkey, it was forgotten by the next issue. If you wanted to have Flash fight Mirror Master but you just threw him in jail and broke his mirrors two issues ago, no problem--just bring him back without explanation. If Carol Ferris almost tricked Green Lantern into proposing one issue, he doesn't throw that back in her face next issue--it's forgotten as if it were an imaginary story.

[Editor's note: I am, of course, exaggerating slightly here, as some Silver Age mags did have some kind of carry over. Just roll with me, OK?]

Which brings us to:

Damn, September 1964 was a rocking month. Kang's first appearance (sorta)?!?

We begin as the Avengers are summoned to a video conference with Pentagon officials! Gasp--how futuristic!!

And our creators:

Look, right there is one reason Marvel quickly became popular--sharing it's creators names, and being playful...it made them seem like friends, while DC was still years away from giving us any credits whatsoever...

Right off the bat, we see that Tony Stark, proto-fascist, is unclear on the concept of democracy:

Dear Iron Man: taking turns democracy. Thank you.

Meanwhile, it appears that Stark was planning to have couples in the Avengers from the start:

A love seat for Avengers meetings? Really?

The military briefs the Avengers on a mean flying saucer that has landed in Virginia:



Action time!!!

Wait a minute--the Avengers had to fly out of JFK?!? You're kidding me. Ahh, life before Quinjets...

When they finally get there (after sitting on the tarmac for 5 hours), Kang is chillin':

And the Wasp shows why Henry Pym went insane:

Iron Man asks the stupid question, and Kang gives the obvious answer:

Dude, if he's named "The Conqueror," he's not here for peace.

The Avengers attack, but Kang bumfuzzles even Thor...


But wait...the day is saved!!

An undersecretary from the Defense Department!! An undersecretary from the Defense Department!! Oh, my!! Shouldn't we have saved someone so powerful for Galactus?!?

Mr. Undersecretary gets Kang to reveal his origins...

BAM!! There it is...the birth of continuity.

Kang is not only a previous villain who has morphed into a new incarnation. Kang is a villain from another Marvel mag who has morphed into someone new!! We've even got a footnote referencing Fantastic Four Annual #2--which was just out that month!!

It's tough for modern readers to understand how radical this was at the time. Cameos aside, events from one comic almost never carried over in to other mags. Villains almost never crossed over to other heroes books (except for Joker/Luthor team-ups).

Yet here is Stan, asking you to accept events from the Fantastic Four as binding on the Avengers. Here is Stan, assuming that you might want to read these other referenced stories, giving you footnotes to those issues. Suddenly, here is Stan saying this really is a shared universe, and if you read other of our comics, you'll be rewarded.

Yeah, I'm way overhyping the significance here, as other comics had done some of this before. But for my purposes, I chose to view this as kind of a watershed moment, the point at which events in one title could have serious repercussions for another. Comics weren't just isolated sitcom episodes anymore...

Anyway, back to Kang's origin:

Fact: this next panel obviously inspired Idiocracy:


Very stable and not-at-all-crazy Hank Pym has heard enough, and decides to crack Kang open like a crayfish:


Oops. Next lesson: never piss off Thor:


Or Captain America:

Dogpile!!

D'oh!!

Time...for...Shatner...acting:

Kang's demands?

Dear Kang,
You left the 40th century because the men were more primitive and presented you no challenge. Yet you go to the 20th century, were you constantly tell the people how stupid they are, and boast how much more powerful your weapons are...and you expect them to immediately surrender. Where's the challenge?!? According to your rantings, the 40th century was much more of a challenge...
Love, snell.

Well, surely, the undersecretary from the Defense Department can resolve this...

Too big a decision for the undersecretary from the Department of Defense?!?!? That's mind-boggling!!

After the obligatory ethnically-stereotyped UN meeting...

...Rick Jones and the Teen Brigade decide to prove that Kang is a complete dumbass with the old "we want to work for you" ruse.

Rick's idea of a rescue: go around Kang's ship randomly pressing buttons.

Hey, what do you know? It worked!!

Meanwhile, the Wasp and allies have gone to fetch a cool gun.

A special Slay Monstrobot moment: The Very First Geico Commercial!!

Again, Kang, if these guys are no challenge, what's the deal?

Fact: Thor is much stronger than a caveman.


Which allows Giant-Man to get a shot off...


Yes, the key to beating Kang was to mess up his wardrobe!!

Sadly, he escapes...


Oh yes. We'll see him. Again. And again. And again. And again...ad infinitum.

On the letters page, David Calise of Chester, Pennsylvania, is really ticked off at Rick Jones:

Hung from tree? Now, if you had done that, Earth would have perished in the Kree/Skrull war, David. You have to look at these things long term...

ELSEWHERE IN THE MARVEL UNIVERSE:

Hard to believe that Giant-Man and the Wasp had their own long-running series, but it's true. Of course, it's also interesting to note that, technically, none of the Avengers at this point had their "own" books: Giant-Man and Wasp were a co-feature in Tales to Astonish; Iron Man was a co-feature in Tales of Suspense; Thor was appearing in Journey Into Mystery (although that was merely a fiction for the U.S. Postal Service, as the mag was now Thor wall to wall); and Cap didn't even have a series (although in two months he would start sharing TOS with Iron Man).

Tales to Astonish #59 saw the Hulk return, and this was the set-up for his run co-starring in TTA. Sadly, because this story technically wasn't part of his own series yet, GITCorp doesn't include this issue on the DVD-Rom set. Grrr.....


2 comments:

Larry E said...

Damn great post. And with the birth of continuity would come the continuity problems and retcons caused by things like a multi-identitied time traveller. But we love the universes that continuity allows, so we overlook a few problems here and there. I think without the arrival of Marvel's continuity, comics would have died during the Silver Age. The continuity is what made them palatable for an older fan group-such as the numerous college students that would write to the marvel letters pages. This is truly an Avengers classic and Kang one of the great Marvel villains.
I have one question sort of relating to the Marvel '64 week. We see titles like "Kang, the Conqueror" and "The Sinister Six" straightforward titles, but very pedestrian for Marvel. When did the "MARVEL TITLES" come? Stuff like "Lo, there shall come a hero..." or ".., and some call him Kang!". Stan's hyperbole and the associated grandiose titles were as much a part of Marvel's Silver Age as the budding continuity.

Anthony W said...

David Calise of Chester Pennsylvania wants to hang Rick Jones from a tree just because he isn't hanging out with the Hulk anymore!?

HARSH!!

By the way, when are we going to get our Superman Returns review Snell?!