My holiday gift to you, the readers: Bibbo, Superman's biggest fan, beating the snot out of the Joker:
What, you don't believe it? Well, let me follow it up with something even more awesome: Bibbo knocking the tar outta Doomsday:
Oh, man, you guys are sooo cynical.
Bahlactus punches out arch-villains EVERY DAY. In his sleep, fools.
Bibbo's...uhhh...hypothetical adventures are recounted in Showcase '96 #10.