Faster, Loiscat--Kill! KILL!!

Lois Lane--you've just won the Pulitzer Prize!! What are you going to do now?

Hmm, that's not quite the response we were looking for. How about this:

Lois Lane--have you heard the rumor that DC is going to kill off Batman? What's your reaction?

OK, obviously you're a bit confused. Let's try an easy one:

Lois Lane--what are you going to do to help stop global warming??

All right, that doesn't even make sense. I'll give you a couple of more chances.

Lois Lane--if the entire Daily Planet staff were trapped in the Andes, and you had to choose someone to eat so the rest might survive, who would that be?

Hmmm, I would have thought Jimmy Olsen. All right, one more time:

Lois Lane--what do you think about Clark Kent's stint on Dancing with the Stars?


Oh, c'mon, Lois, he wasn't that bad...

Lois' mesmerized killer routine comes from Superman Family #184, 1977. Remember, kids, any guru who sets up shop in Metropolis is really a vile criminal. So tune out and drop in, and obey authority!