Thursday, August 9, 2018

When Aquaman And Hawkman Were Enourmous Dicks To Superman!!

Long story short, Queen Bee is running amok, and Kal-El is trying to round up hordes of angry bees without hurting them--because that's what Superman does!!

But...

OK, that's a pretty cool way to come up with a new weakness for Superman. Points, Gerry Conway.

But then along come Aquaman and Hawkman, being complete and total dicks to the greatest hero ever:

Really?

REALLY??

Mr. "I die if I stay away from water for 61 minutes" and Mr. "Oooh, I'm so baddass because I use a mace" are going to call Superman...a coward?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Get bent.

Oh, that flying guy coming at the dicks from below there? That's a mannequin filled with bees. Because comics!!

Still, Aquaman and Hawkman--enormous assholes.

From Justice League Of America #131 (1976)

3 comments:

George Chambers said...

Please let the next panel be Aquaman getting smacked in the crotch by the mannequin!

snell said...

Ask and ye shall receive, George.

George Chambers said...

YES! Christmas came early this year. Thanks, Snell!