Pop Quiz

Are you with it? Do you have problems with "The Man?" Is your hair length a problem? Are you a round peg trying to fit into Squaresville?

Than take our psychedelic quiz, baby, to see if we here at Slay Monstrobot can help:








Yes, let the white middle-class men of DC teach you how to be "now," kids!!

Apparently, that is how the hep kids spell "nitty," with a "k". Hmmm...anyway, watch as we randomly insert "cool" words into our copy--we must be "far out," right?!?

What are we selling here?

Yes, I know Teen Beam is a craptacular name...they called the 1st issue "Teen Beat," but a little phone call from Tiger Beat's legal team apparently convinced DC to rename it Teen Beam for issue number 2!

Great moments in marketing:

Uh, guys...if they can't find it, how can they buy it?? The whole point isn't to hide the darn thing, is it?

Which probably explains why Teen Beam didn't make it past issue #2...

Ad from Lois Lane #80 (1968)...because nothing screams "groovy like watching Lois lane continually throw herself at "Mr. Establishment"" himself.