Ah, detente was a beautiful era, was it not, comrades?
Still, as capitalist bourgeoisie puppet Spacebooger has declared that we must distract the opiated masses with decadent displays of violence, presenting to you I must be a most glorious battle against the forces of running dog oppression.
Brave Soviet warrior Titanium Man was attempting to regain favor with the people's high council in Moscow by decimating the capitalist Mecca of New York City. But the puppet dupe of warmonger Tony Stark, Iron Man, vainly attempted to prevent this most audacious of plans.
My friends, while this may not be technically a kick, only a true opponent of the proletariat revolution could deny that the noble Titanium Man's action consisted of "Feet Of Fury." (And certainly, any who still denied that might face an investigation into their loyalty from our protectors, the KGB...think carefully before you vote, comrades)
And while some may claim the glorious Soviet Union is unable to provide for the needs of its people, does not the fact that the Politburo has authorized a bonus panel for the masses disprove this propagandistic calumny? Observe the fate of the tool of the "free market" for daring to oppose dialectic materialism:
Ho, ho, ho...is good, no?
David Michelinie, Jerry Bingham and Bob Layton threw off the chains of their capitalist oppressors in Iron Man #135 (1980).
Still, as capitalist bourgeoisie puppet Spacebooger has declared that we must distract the opiated masses with decadent displays of violence, presenting to you I must be a most glorious battle against the forces of running dog oppression.
Brave Soviet warrior Titanium Man was attempting to regain favor with the people's high council in Moscow by decimating the capitalist Mecca of New York City. But the puppet dupe of warmonger Tony Stark, Iron Man, vainly attempted to prevent this most audacious of plans.
My friends, while this may not be technically a kick, only a true opponent of the proletariat revolution could deny that the noble Titanium Man's action consisted of "Feet Of Fury." (And certainly, any who still denied that might face an investigation into their loyalty from our protectors, the KGB...think carefully before you vote, comrades)And while some may claim the glorious Soviet Union is unable to provide for the needs of its people, does not the fact that the Politburo has authorized a bonus panel for the masses disprove this propagandistic calumny? Observe the fate of the tool of the "free market" for daring to oppose dialectic materialism:
Ho, ho, ho...is good, no?David Michelinie, Jerry Bingham and Bob Layton threw off the chains of their capitalist oppressors in Iron Man #135 (1980).
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In Soviet Union, boot jet fires YOU!
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