Tuesday, November 20, 2018

Storytelling Before The Days Of Cell Phones!!

You kids don't know how good you have it these days.

More than once I've been watching films or TV with younger comrades, and they wonder why the protagonist didn't just whip out his cellular phone to call for help/back-up in a time of crisis. And I have to gently remind them that 1930s Los Angeles didn't have cell phones, and that long distance used to be exorbitantly expensive so we had to play "if your phone rings twice and then hangs up, it's me and call me back because I can't afford to call you" games, and...

Man, I grew up in Flintstones times.

Anyway, there are lots of other nuances about life pre-cell phones that we can learn about, and whom better to teach us than comics books?

The-most-boring-Marvel-hero-ever The Angel is trying to take down the criminal mastermind behind that issue's plot:

Sure, "pretended" to be knocked out. You stick with that story, Halloway.

Still, it's a good opportunity to play possum and collect information. To wit:


Yup...no touch-tone, no speed dial...you had to laboriously dial out the whole number: put your finger in the 3-hole, pull it over to the bar, let it go back, repeat 6 more times for the whole phone number. When I think back to how much of my life was wasted waiting for damned phone dials to turn back 7 times for each goddamned call...

But yes, if you were skilled and attentive, you could at least get a fair guess at what number someone was dialing, by listening/watching for how far the dial traveled each time. Real life example: in my youth most numbers in home town Portage started with 32, while neighboring Kalamazoo mostly have 37 or 38...and since the time for that dial to come back from a 2 was a lot shorter than for a 7 or 8, well, by the second number you could already guess with reasonably accuracy where someone was calling.

Sure, it would take lots of practice and skill to get good enough to accurately identify the full number--and I was never nearly that good--but The Angel was!

Great!! So now just whip out your iPhone and ask Siri--oh, wait, 1940, right.

So you've gotta go find a phone somewhere!

Best part of being a super-hero--waking old men up in the middle of the night to use their phone!!

Still, problem solved, right? Just got to phone the operator, and ask, and...

D'oh!! 4-1-1 is a joke!!

Well, there's still one way to solve this problem, the way that virtually every comic and movie and TV show relies on:

Unlikely coincidence!!

Tune in next week for my "back in my day we only had three TV channels and you had to physically go to the TV to change stations" rant...

From Marvel Mystery Comics #14 (1940)

1 comment:

Green Luthor said...

And it's because of the longer times to dial higher numbers (or 0) on the rotary phones that the area code system seems so haphazard and random (unlike, say, zip codes, which generally get higher as you go south and/or west). If you had to make a long distance call (hey, remember when you didn't need to dial the area code if the number was within your own code?), the area codes were set up such that the most populous areas had the codes that would take the least amount of time to dial. So New York City got 212 (under the original area code numbering system, the fastest number to dial), while Wisconsin got the laborious 608.

(Of course, especially with the advent of cell phones, new area codes had to be established as the old area codes were getting too full, making the area code system even more haphazard and random, but by that point rotary dials were long out of use and dialing time wasn't a factor any longer.)