Manic Monday--Sex Scandals Of 90s Boy Bands (With Bonus Pie Fight!)

Romance, New Kids On The Block style:



Oh, great...we're going to get a story about a boy band groupie who gets passed around like a joint...or a church collection plate, if you prefer...

And after each band member reminisces about their date with Ms. Green, and how special and intimate it was:



Oh, Donnie, you always were the rogue. Lightning bolts and skulls in your cursing?!?

Anyway, for a lady who's just been severely reproofed by a gaggle of barely-pubescent pop stars, Ms. Green is taking it pretty well:




Awww....Isn't that just always the answer? ("No, Donnie, I didn't date your girl...that was her identical sister!!")

Of course, one could ask how all 5 sisters managed to have deep, intimate dates with the boys and never once give out their first name. Are the boys really stupid, or are the girls scheming young ladies who use their identical quintuplet status to delude and defraud the rich and famous? Or maybe both...

From the aptly named New Kids On The Block: Valentine Girl (1990)

Bonus: Donnie's idea of a soul mate:

And Jon's dream date:

Oh, you rebellious youth...No wonder the ladies loved NKOTB!!