Great Power, Zero Responsibility

Someone has made a terrible, terrible mistake:

BWA- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Television executives, I accept tens and twenties, non-sequential. The size of the briefcase will be the main negotiating point. (Unless, of course, you can guarantee to resurrect Veronica Mars--such a promise might have a very heavy influence on my viewing habits...)

Reality show producers, I charge triple.

Let the bidding commence!!