I Must Have Been Really, Really Good In A Past Life

You know, if someone asked me to describe what the perfect comic book would be, what would I say?

Let's see...how about starring Shang-Chi...written by Jonathan Hickman...What else? Oh, I don't know. How about a KUNG FU MOTORCYCLE RACE??!? Yeah, that would be sweet!! Against whom? Uhh, how about, oh, I don't know, Deadpool?!? Oh, yeah, and Shang-Chi would be wearing Chuck Taylors. Plus, there had better be a Parental Advisory due to much unsavory kung fu violence!! Yeah, that would be the perfect comic book.

Too bad it could never happen...

It’s DEADPOOL versus SHANG-CHI, the peerless Master of Kung-Fu, in a KUNG-FU MOTORCYCLE RACE!

WHAAAAAATTTT?!?!?!?!

Damn, this must be karmic reward for being so ill all month. Thank you, karma!!

The full solicit:

SHANG-CHI: MASTER OF KUNG-FU
Written by JONATHAN HICKMAN, CHARLIE HUSTON, MIKE BENSON & ROBIN FURTH
Penciled by KODY CHAMBERLAIN, NELSON & MORE!
Cover by LUCIO PARRILLO
It’s DEADPOOL versus SHANG-CHI, the peerless Master of Kung-Fu, in a KUNG-FU MOTORCYCLE RACE! You won’t believe your eyes when you read this all-new, all-action, all-black-and-white one shot in the spirit of the Mighty Marvel Magazines of yore, but ALL-NOW in style! The kung-fu fighting never lets up for a moment over these four stories by some of Marvel’s hottest writers, including a prose tale by DARK TOWER’s Robin Furth! If you like your comics bold—this is for you!
48 PGS./Black and White/One-Shot/Parental Advisory ...$3.99

Life is good.