In tribute to Dr K's Planet of the Apes week:
Wow, I can own 12-minute versions of the Ape movies...for only $7.95 each?!?! Sign me up!! Let's have a monkey party!!
Hey, wait a moment:
Didn't they discover that shocking secret at the end of the FIRST movie, not the FIFTH?! Here, I can prove it:
Back to you, Dr. K...