Friday, March 14, 2008

Friday Night Fights--Titan Style!!

Sometimes the best fights aren't with the villains, but with the members of your own super-team.

The sitch: Dick Grayson has left the Titans, all mopey because Starfire went and got married. (SPOILER ALERT: it didn't take). Donna Troy has been leading the Titans in his absence. She's come to visit Scruffy Dick, to convince him to come back.

Dick doesn't take too well to this, and starts to rip into Donna's leadership skills...

Dick's management style learned from the Goddamned Batman...and he keeps it up...

Uhhh...Dick...what were you doing, besides wallowing in self-pity?...and he won't lay off...

And now he goes after family......and man oh man he pushes it too far...

Nightwing...making girls cry since 1986...until she freakin' snaps!!

One of the great freak-outs of all timeAnd through the bloody wall!!

The Wayne Foundation will be writing another check soonHey, wait a minute!! Dick looks in pretty good condition for just getting bitch-slapped by one of the strongest women in the universe:

What, Dick is invulnerable now??Barely ruffled!! Is he Kryptonian? Nothing personal, Eduardo Barreto, but let's bring in the old pro to show us what the aftermath SHOULD have looked like:

Ahhhhh......Thank you, George Perez. Thank you.

He may have taken a week off, but Bahlactus till brings the pain!!

Intramural squabbling from New Teen Titans #19, 1986

2 comments:

Chris Sims said...

And once again, it is proven: Terry Long Ruins Everything.

snell said...

Yeah, but you've still got to give Wolfman and DC some props. At least they went through the hard work of actually ending a marraige and portraying the break-up, instead of just waving the magic Mephisto wand and pretending it never happened...