Jor-El, G-Man...Uh, K-Man?!?

Poor Superman is whining again about his dead parents...

Fortunately, Jimmy has a magic wishing totem (seriously) and decides to waste use the final wish on giving Superman his wish!

The real reason for typing? So we can have a stupid plot complication like this:

Oh, Jimmy. Typing "mate" when you meant "meet"? How does that even work? Sounds like a real naughty Freudian slip, to me!

Good thing this is a Silver Age, Code-approved book, then. I sure some modern creators would literally try make Superman mate his parents. Ewwwwww!!

Nope, that just means he has to help them get married. Phew!!

Kal-El meets them when they're young and adorable...but they have a secret!!

"Kil-Lor"? Kil-Lor?!?!?! Oh my.

You do have to love the partially obscured but very obvious swastika behind them. Were Jor-El and Lara space Nazis?!?

Just then...

The KBI!!

Ah, so Jor-El is undercover, infiltrating the space Nazis!! Gee, only two cliched things could go wrong with that plan...what are the odds of both of them happening here?

100%, it turns out!

Sure, you gotta trust the Kryptonian justice system!

D'oh!!

After Kal-El frees them, and creates some Kryptonite decades early in order to defeat Kil-Lor...

Damned convenient, this science stuff!

But...but...that's very timey-wimey!!

Wait!! If Superman hadn't intervened, they would have been on in suspended animation on their satellite for 100 years, and Kal-El would not have been born before Krypton exploded!! But...but...

Forget about it snell...it's the Silver Age.

From Superman #123 (1958)