Friday, January 15, 2010

Friday Night Fights--Nefarious Style!!

What would happen if, say, an evil aristocrat decided to steal the powers of Whirlwind, the Living Laser and Power Man (the evil one), multiply them one hundred fold, and give them to himself (along with a smokin' costume?

Answer? Count Nefaria's Festival Of Bitchslap!!

Notice how Nefaria talk (and talks) as he takes down the Beast with one slap:

Wonder Man (in the WORST COSTUME EVER) manages to get a couple of blows in...


...but that doesn't last for long:


Oh, and Cap, don't throw your shield at him...

...because it will just go up Black Panther's wazoo:

Ah, well, this is getting kind of boring. Can you wrap this up, Count??

Super-villain rule #32: When in doubt, just drop a building on them!!



(SPOILER ALERT: They're not dead.)

As powerful as Nefaria is, Spacebooger could send that clown to Chinatown.

Jim Shooter, John Byrne and Pablo Marcos bring da pain in Avengers #165 (1977).


1 comment:

notintheface said...

Holy crap! That's the entry I was going to run this week if my Round 2 entry had lost (Page 1 anyway)! Luckily, it didn't and I ran with Mordru instead.

Well done!