Monday, November 22, 2010

Manic Monday--Superman Doesn't Believe In Basic Hygiene

Pete Ross' young son, Jonathan, is dying of a curable malady--because the problem isn't just physical:


Ahh, the old "lost the will to live" disease. But how to cure it?

Didn't Jimmy Olsen try this??

Anyway, the House-like medical gambit failed, because:


Yeah, how could anyone believe that Clark Kent is Superman?!? You see, all that super-powered trickery Kal-El used to preserve his identity has finally come to haunt him:


So how, exactly, does Superman eventually prove that he is Clark Kent?




Eeeeewwwww...and don't forget to mention--no deodorant. Clark Kent is stinky!!

Only a comb and brush in the medicine cabinet? After all the sturm und drang to preserve his Clark Kent facade, you'd think he'd have invested $2.13 on miscellaneous health and beauty products to preserve the illusion. You'd also think Lois would have noticed the first time she went snooping through Clark's bathroom....

BONUS: More likely suspects for Superman's secret identity:

From Action Comics #457 (1976).

3 comments:

SallyP said...

A little bit of heat ray on the old kneecaps would certainly prove SOMEthing!

ShadowWing Tronix said...

Steve Lombard? Way to insult your hero, kid.

Eyz said...

Haha XD
Fantastic!