Manic Monday--The Dangers of Russian Porn!!

War is hell...

We're in Korea, and an enemy plane has been shot down...

What are those leaflets?

Va. Va. Voom!!! Back in the U.S.S.R., they don't know how lucky they are!!

When Joe's company is sent to investigate the downed plane...

They try to make the captured North Korean pilot haul them back to base...

Why is he so reluctant?

AIEEEEE!!

YOU DIRTY COMMIES!!! Sabotaging pin-ups?!?!?! I mean, those pictures are supposed to be hot, but not that hot!!

Fortunately, a disaster to U.S. troops is averted, with just enough left for one more joke...

For the record, this was still a much better plan than anything Cobra Commander ever came up with!

From G.I. Joe #14 (1952)

Tropic Thunder--The Prequel?!?

It's a bit of a rambunctious shore leave for the boys of PT 47!

So Lieutenant Storm and crew are not ready for this surprise assignment:

Well, of course they encounter a surprise Japanese carrier group. They manage to elude the enemy, but the vigorous maneuvers leave the crew in poor shape:

Oh, dear...

But the day is saved...?

I kind of agree with Storm on this one...

But just then...

Well, that's it. Everyone is dead, right?

WRONG!!

Because...ACTING!!!!!

Because everyone knows that actors can do anything as well as the people they're portraying! ACTING!!
 

Well, the real crew recovers, they sink the Japanese "flattop," and head home...

Womp womp....

From Capt. Storm #12 (1966)

War Is Hellishly Noisy!!

All of this is from one story:

Good gosh, can you keep it down, fellas? I'm trying to read here!

From Soldier Comics #11 (1953)