We've talked before about the pop sci-fi practice of "Kirking" computers--using illogic or emotion or impossible questions to cause them to physically explode, ending the threat.
Hey, it's a nice conceit if you're afraid of being replaced by machines--there are simple, even childish things that our brains can handle, that computers simply can't! See, we are superior!!
Of course, the practice began well before James Tiberius Kirk was outfoxing Microsoft's best...hell, it's probably been going on as long as computers have existed in fiction.
Here's one example from 1951. Captain Reynolds of the space dreadnought Starling--because of course future Earth names their most deadly & powerful warships after tiny birds--is certain the Venusians are smuggling something to Polaris (whom we beat in the last galactic war). But what?
Yes, Earth won the war, so only Earth gets to have computers!! That will teach you to lose a war to us, inferior cultures!
But Reynolds is onto something, as the Polarans have been smuggling in the parts...to build their own thought machines!!
Wow. They invented Siri. Big deal...
Unfortunately, the thinking machine is kinda indestructible...and kind of contemptuous of Captain Reynolds!
Great laugh.
So, in the great tradition of "computers are so smart that they're actually stupid," Reynolds decide to Kirk the thought machine, more than a decade and a half before Star Trek:
Too bad the Polarans didn't have tech support on speed dial...
Yes, Because that's how computers work.
All hail the triumph of man over machine!!
From Strange Adventures #12 (1951), as reprinted in From Beyond The Unknown #2 (1969)
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Tuesday, June 16, 2015
Scientific Proof That War Is Evil!!
It's 1951, and Chinese troops have attacked an obscure American outpost:
OUCH!!
But why did they want him?
Uh-oh...
Take that, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs!!!
Uh-oh again!
Ha!!
Just to be clear, this story was published was 4 years before the movie War Games...
From Weird War Tales #81 (1979)
OUCH!!
But why did they want him?
Uh-oh...
Take that, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs!!!
Uh-oh again!
Ha!!
Just to be clear, this story was published was 4 years before the movie War Games...
From Weird War Tales #81 (1979)
Tuesday, October 28, 2014
The Origin Of Siri?
Screw-up counter-intelligence agent Chet Porter has been assigned to protect "crackpot inventor" Professor Petersen:
That's kind of a downer, Siri!!
Wow...so just by changing a couple of wires, I can make Siri give different answers?
Later, the evil Professor Blake's skullduggery is discovered:
22 steps?!? Geez, Siri, establishing a dictatorship of the "new master race of scientists" is hard!!
Hey, someone with an iPhone--ask Siri these questions, she what she says!!
From Spy-Hunters #11 (1951)
That's kind of a downer, Siri!!
Wow...so just by changing a couple of wires, I can make Siri give different answers?
Later, the evil Professor Blake's skullduggery is discovered:
22 steps?!? Geez, Siri, establishing a dictatorship of the "new master race of scientists" is hard!!
Hey, someone with an iPhone--ask Siri these questions, she what she says!!
From Spy-Hunters #11 (1951)
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