There's a whole lotta green feathers in this week's Friday Night Fights!
Adrian Toomes was the original Vulture. When he thought he was dying in prison, on his "deathbed" he told follow convict Blackie Drago where he kept his wings and power pack.
Drago became the new Vulture, and actually defeated Spider-Man (Peter had a really bad cold). Kraven took exception, there was a fight, and Blackie went back to the hoosegow.
But in the interim, Toomes got better, and escaped. And he brings a spare suit to bust Drago out of prison:
But it's not because he's a fan of the guy...
BAM!!!!
And it's true...Blackie never put on the wings again!!
Spacebooger is waiting for someone to be inspired enough to bring back Blackie Drago...
Birds of a feather fight together in Amazing Spider-Man #63 (1968), by Stan Lee, John Romita (layouts), Don Heck (pencils) and "Mickey Demeo (a.k.a. Mike Esposito) (inks)
Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why?!? Because the Cubs are in the playoffs!! So go vote!!!
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Thursday, December 13, 2012
Tales From The Quarter Bin--Oh, 90s, Why Do You Hate Us So?
As much as we like to badmouth the 1990s in these parts, not everything was despoiled in that era.
Nope, some concepts were so rock-solid, they just couldn't be ruined.
Like, for example, a good, old-fashioned Spider-Man/Vulture tussle. So basic, nothing could screw that up, right?
Man, I hate you, 90s...
From Spider-Man Unlimited #10 (1995)
Nope, some concepts were so rock-solid, they just couldn't be ruined.
Like, for example, a good, old-fashioned Spider-Man/Vulture tussle. So basic, nothing could screw that up, right?
Man, I hate you, 90s...
From Spider-Man Unlimited #10 (1995)
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Friday, July 13, 2012
Friday Night Fights--Double Uppercut Style!!
It's Friday Night Fights time, and, well...
OK, OK; let's not beat around the bush. If you've been hanging around here all week, you know I've been wallowing in Lee/Ditko Spider-Man for the past few days. So let's see if I can get that out of my system, shall we?
In his first appearance (in Amazing Spider-Man #2), the Vulture is beaten when Peter Parker invents a "magnetic inverter" that depowers Toomes' flying suit. Well, of course, the Vulture breaks out of prison, and goes for revenge against Spider-Man. But he takes the time to upgrade his suit...something Spidey doesn't plan for. And so...
And when you get nailed in mid-air, well, it isn't fun...
And that was the death of Spider-Man. Don't worry, kids, he was soon replaced by a clone, and then Mephisto changed history so it was the other Spider-clone who died, and then...what?
Spacebooger informs me that I'm really screwing up my Spider continuity...
Spider-Man learns that you can't rely on the same trick twice in Amazing Spider-Man #7 (1963), said lesson delivered by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko.
Now is the time for you to go and vote, and by voting I mean vote for me. Why? Because my fragile self-esteem requires the validation of others, that's why!! So go and vote!!
OK, OK; let's not beat around the bush. If you've been hanging around here all week, you know I've been wallowing in Lee/Ditko Spider-Man for the past few days. So let's see if I can get that out of my system, shall we?
In his first appearance (in Amazing Spider-Man #2), the Vulture is beaten when Peter Parker invents a "magnetic inverter" that depowers Toomes' flying suit. Well, of course, the Vulture breaks out of prison, and goes for revenge against Spider-Man. But he takes the time to upgrade his suit...something Spidey doesn't plan for. And so...
BAMMM!!!!!!!
And when you get nailed in mid-air, well, it isn't fun...
And that was the death of Spider-Man. Don't worry, kids, he was soon replaced by a clone, and then Mephisto changed history so it was the other Spider-clone who died, and then...what?
Spacebooger informs me that I'm really screwing up my Spider continuity...
Spider-Man learns that you can't rely on the same trick twice in Amazing Spider-Man #7 (1963), said lesson delivered by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko.
Now is the time for you to go and vote, and by voting I mean vote for me. Why? Because my fragile self-esteem requires the validation of others, that's why!! So go and vote!!
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Hot Pursuit
While at school, Peter Parker overhears a radio report that the Vulture has escaped form prison!! He rushes home, changes into his costume, fills up on web fluid, and...
...and...
...and...
Twenty minutes? TWENTY MINUTES waiting for the street to empty?!?
Peter, you might want to rethink your secret HQ arrangements a little bit...
From Amazing Spider-Man #7 (1963). Yes, I'm obsessed with the Lee/Ditko years of Spider-Man this week. So what?
...and...
...and...
Twenty minutes? TWENTY MINUTES waiting for the street to empty?!?
Peter, you might want to rethink your secret HQ arrangements a little bit...
From Amazing Spider-Man #7 (1963). Yes, I'm obsessed with the Lee/Ditko years of Spider-Man this week. So what?
Great Moments In Capitalism!!
I could spend the whole post picking on the dumbass warden...
I mean, Vulture was arrested for being an evil inventor, and you put him in charge of machinery??
But perhaps the more important point is this:
Now, I've made this riff before about other villains (hello, Trapster!). But good old Adrian Toomes has INVENTED A FLYING HARNESS. And instead, of say, patenting that sucker, and being richer than Bill Gates...he goes out and robs a jewelry store. Putz.
Now, as the sequence above makes clear: the flying harness was not some once-in-a-lifetime accident that couldn't be re-created; it didn't require exotic elements like vibranium or such.
Nope, he made a low-tech version of it--from parts in a 1963 prison machine shop, which I'm pretty sure isn't some bastion of high-tech. And Toomes puts the sucker together in his tiny little cell.
So it sure as hell seems like something that would easy enough to mass produce and market and sell. Hell, make 1,000, charge $1,000 for it, and you're a millionaire. And you know that you'd sell more than 1,000...
There's more--the numerous times that the Vulture has been captured, and the harness impounded...surely someone has taken that sucker apart and studied it. Surely someone could see what a flipping goldmine is just laying around.
SO WHY THE HELL DOESN'T EVERYONE IN THE MARVEL UNIVERSE HAVE THEIR OWN GODDAMNED PERSONAL FLYING HARNESS??
Seriously, if I were running for President in Marvel America, my platform is simply this--"If I'm elected, everyone gets their own flying harness. Free!"
I'd win in a landslide, AND take a substantial cut out of greenhouse emissions. I'm thinkin' Nobel Prize, at least.
So to hell with the whining about flying cars...I want my flying harness!!!
From Amazing Spider-Man #7 (1963)
I mean, Vulture was arrested for being an evil inventor, and you put him in charge of machinery??
But perhaps the more important point is this:
Now, I've made this riff before about other villains (hello, Trapster!). But good old Adrian Toomes has INVENTED A FLYING HARNESS. And instead, of say, patenting that sucker, and being richer than Bill Gates...he goes out and robs a jewelry store. Putz.
Now, as the sequence above makes clear: the flying harness was not some once-in-a-lifetime accident that couldn't be re-created; it didn't require exotic elements like vibranium or such.
Nope, he made a low-tech version of it--from parts in a 1963 prison machine shop, which I'm pretty sure isn't some bastion of high-tech. And Toomes puts the sucker together in his tiny little cell.
So it sure as hell seems like something that would easy enough to mass produce and market and sell. Hell, make 1,000, charge $1,000 for it, and you're a millionaire. And you know that you'd sell more than 1,000...
There's more--the numerous times that the Vulture has been captured, and the harness impounded...surely someone has taken that sucker apart and studied it. Surely someone could see what a flipping goldmine is just laying around.
SO WHY THE HELL DOESN'T EVERYONE IN THE MARVEL UNIVERSE HAVE THEIR OWN GODDAMNED PERSONAL FLYING HARNESS??
Seriously, if I were running for President in Marvel America, my platform is simply this--"If I'm elected, everyone gets their own flying harness. Free!"
I'd win in a landslide, AND take a substantial cut out of greenhouse emissions. I'm thinkin' Nobel Prize, at least.
So to hell with the whining about flying cars...I want my flying harness!!!
From Amazing Spider-Man #7 (1963)
Monday, July 9, 2012
Spider-Manic Monday #1--Great Moments In Science!!
It is frankly a miracle that everyone in the Marvel Universe is still alive.
Exhibit One:
Oh, yes, a grand idea. Please have experiments in "radio-activity" open to the public, and have no shielding or protection of any kind.
LIKELY BUT NOT PROVABLE FACT: except for Peter Parker, everyone at that demonstration was dead of radiation poisoning in 6 months.
It must be noted--when this place is described as "on the outskirts of town," they mean New York City. An atomic research center "on the outskirts of" millions of people. A plant that had two atomic accidents within one issue (OK, one was deliberate, but still...).
It's bad enough that fugitive Flint Marko was able to sneak into a nuclear testing site--although I suppose that if teenager Rick Jones was able to, Marko could. But it was later revealed that this occurred near Savannah, Georgia. So, they're actually detonating actual nuclear bombs near cities of 100,000+ people.
Those panels are from Amazing Fantasy #15 and Amazing Spider-Man #3 & #4. So in the world of Spider-Man, scientists were a little bit lax in protecting the public, is all I'm saying.
Then again, that was positively the theme of the first few years of Spider-Man. People like to comment on the preponderance of "animal" villains in Spider-Man's Rogues Gallery, but honestly, it wasn't so much animals as "science gone mad."
**Spider-Man himself is born of a ridiculously unsafe science demonstration (AF #15)
**Adrian Toomes invents as flying harness (that also makes him stronger, yada yada). Instead of patenting it and being a gazillionire, he commits robberies and kills people. (ASM #2)
**A radiation accident not only gave Otto Octavious his powers, but drove him criminally insane (ASM #3)
**Atomic testing turned Flint Marko into an incredibly powerful being (ASM #4)
**Unsanctioned and unethical testing of his formula turned Curt Connors into the Lizard, and almost led to the downfall of the human race. (ASM #6)
**An "electronic brain"/robot goes berserk, terrorizing a high school (ASM #8)
**The Green Goblin was later revealed to have been the result of yet another bit of ill-advised tampering with God's domain (ASM #14)
**With the help of J. Jonah Jameson, corrupt scientisits try to surgically create super-powered villains (Scorpion, ASM #20), create killer robots (Spider-Slayer, ASM #25), and more experiments create tragic super-crooks (Molten Man, ASM #28)
**Greedy scientists refuse to help idiot Norton Fester investigate a meteor he found, so his unsafe experiments create The Looter (ASM #36)
**More scientists with killer robots (ASM #37)
I could have stretched to fit Electro and Mysterio in there, if I tried hard enough.
If you look at the Lee/Ditko run, perhaps more than any other Marvel title, Amazing Spider-Man hammered home the pint that scientists were dummies who couldn't control their creations, could be bought, and endangered society. It wasn't completely anti-science--there were good scientists, and Peter often used his science knowledge to resolve the crises. But the first few years of Amazing Spider-Man read like a primer on how dangerous science was.
Perhaps, then, the true lesson was: With great science, must come great responsibility...
Exhibit One:
Oh, yes, a grand idea. Please have experiments in "radio-activity" open to the public, and have no shielding or protection of any kind.
LIKELY BUT NOT PROVABLE FACT: except for Peter Parker, everyone at that demonstration was dead of radiation poisoning in 6 months.
It must be noted--when this place is described as "on the outskirts of town," they mean New York City. An atomic research center "on the outskirts of" millions of people. A plant that had two atomic accidents within one issue (OK, one was deliberate, but still...).
It's bad enough that fugitive Flint Marko was able to sneak into a nuclear testing site--although I suppose that if teenager Rick Jones was able to, Marko could. But it was later revealed that this occurred near Savannah, Georgia. So, they're actually detonating actual nuclear bombs near cities of 100,000+ people.
Those panels are from Amazing Fantasy #15 and Amazing Spider-Man #3 & #4. So in the world of Spider-Man, scientists were a little bit lax in protecting the public, is all I'm saying.
Then again, that was positively the theme of the first few years of Spider-Man. People like to comment on the preponderance of "animal" villains in Spider-Man's Rogues Gallery, but honestly, it wasn't so much animals as "science gone mad."
**Spider-Man himself is born of a ridiculously unsafe science demonstration (AF #15)
**Adrian Toomes invents as flying harness (that also makes him stronger, yada yada). Instead of patenting it and being a gazillionire, he commits robberies and kills people. (ASM #2)
**A radiation accident not only gave Otto Octavious his powers, but drove him criminally insane (ASM #3)
**Atomic testing turned Flint Marko into an incredibly powerful being (ASM #4)
**Unsanctioned and unethical testing of his formula turned Curt Connors into the Lizard, and almost led to the downfall of the human race. (ASM #6)
**An "electronic brain"/robot goes berserk, terrorizing a high school (ASM #8)
**The Green Goblin was later revealed to have been the result of yet another bit of ill-advised tampering with God's domain (ASM #14)
**With the help of J. Jonah Jameson, corrupt scientisits try to surgically create super-powered villains (Scorpion, ASM #20), create killer robots (Spider-Slayer, ASM #25), and more experiments create tragic super-crooks (Molten Man, ASM #28)
**Greedy scientists refuse to help idiot Norton Fester investigate a meteor he found, so his unsafe experiments create The Looter (ASM #36)
**More scientists with killer robots (ASM #37)
I could have stretched to fit Electro and Mysterio in there, if I tried hard enough.
If you look at the Lee/Ditko run, perhaps more than any other Marvel title, Amazing Spider-Man hammered home the pint that scientists were dummies who couldn't control their creations, could be bought, and endangered society. It wasn't completely anti-science--there were good scientists, and Peter often used his science knowledge to resolve the crises. But the first few years of Amazing Spider-Man read like a primer on how dangerous science was.
Perhaps, then, the true lesson was: With great science, must come great responsibility...
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