Manic Monday--Romance Comics Are From Venus

I mean, that's got to be the explanation, right? That this is written in some foreign language:

I know what those words are, but they don't make any sense..."Salt water kisses taste like tears"??? What does that even mean??

Hmm, perhaps I'm just demonstrating why I was spectacularly unqualified to write about the Barry/Iris relationship. Or maybe I'm just from Mars and don't speak Venusian...

This was the splash panel of the lead story in Young Romance #158 (1969), art by John Rosenberger.